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#305906 (57/75) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< tobyx> i want to fly to switzerland and make free love to the founder of rapidshare
< mc44> you'll catch something horrible :(
< mc44> but only after you wait 60 seconds
#311214 (35/47) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<&kapitank> oh wow a mistype such a rare thing that deserves being pointed out every time it hapens =^)
<~LexPro> hapens
<&T2norway> hapens
#311440 (22/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< hydrocat> Hello, I need some insight on asyncio's run_forever()
< o11c> hydrocat: if it is correctly named, it is a limited solution for the halting problem
#303787 (40/62) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<femmefan1946> Those drivers have tight schedules to follow.  You'd have a hard time flagging one down.
<femmefan1946> Unless you were wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> Heh.  I'm male.  Though this is Vancouver...it would probably be fairly easy to flag a driver down, if I was wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> It works for my uncle.
#305413 (48/92) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Meow> what's the alternative to html tables?
<+slew> html chairs
Comment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
#304670 (34/60) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Digga> that's only because if you leave dirty socks on the carpet for long enough they start smelling of carpet and not socks and you can wear them again :D
#311173 (15/29) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<paulguy> Kenya East sounds like a knockoff Kanye West
#214164 (24/72) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
AbortedFetus has left irc.slashnet.org (Ping timeout)
<orbofwisdom> man that was a good burger
<Kitsune> O_o
<Kitsune> did you.. eat... AbortedFetus?

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