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#311325 (45/55) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review
#309763 (58/80) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> Shit
Comment: #linux on a small network
#307354 (50/98) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
rejoec > africans complain theres no water for 20 miles
rejoec > why dont they walk the 20 miles and live there instead
rejoec > like any fucking sane person

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