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#310844 (42/50) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss.
<zompist> then why aren't more people happy?

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bubbal: Why would you want to stay married to someone who doesn't want to be married to you?
overbored454: because you just can't turn love off like a car engine?
FlyingUndeadSheep: but you can handbrake-turn it sideways into a wall.