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<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen

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<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street
<mischa> told them oracle is trash and to get a real DB
<mischa> you heard of postgres? itâ€™s dope, free, scales like a motherfucker, open source and YOU DONT HAVE TO SUCK LARRY ELLISONâ€™S COCK
<mischa> sup bro? you use oracle? itâ€™s no good dude, get a real database
<mischa> one guy seemed really angry i was bothering him, he said he actually works at oracle, looked really grim

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<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it

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< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc

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