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#310861 (31/39) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jacquilyn> Eh. Being kicked out of the lab.
<Agent_Orange> wear pants next time. They like that
<Leth> agt: but the sign only reads "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service." Pants aren't ever mentioned
<Agent_Orange> leth: I've tried that argument many times and it *usually* ends in bitter disappointment

#303121 (40/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D--> Haiku OS is so fast, it makes me feel like I'm using a computer in 1990 instead of 2010.
<hcs> that's what you get when the developers have the discipline to write each subroutine in exactly 17 instructionsComment: #zophar @ espernet

#306389 (20/48) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead I thought of alcohol