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#310774 (99/111) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stormbringer: also valve are slowly dropping
Stormbringer: tf2 support in favor of csgo and dota2
Rapscallion: well it's 8 years old or something
Rapscallion: a child could have been born on the release date of TF2
Rapscallion: and now be old enough to call you a faggot on it
#304949 (77/123) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers
#308528 (52/90) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< xiphias> sycobuny: maybe you can answer this
< xiphias> sycobuny: if perl doesn't have a JIT, how come it's so fast
<@sycobuny> because it spends less time on buzzwords and more time on just fucking doing the work?
Comment: irc.malkier.net #malkier
#304297 (90/160) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+mu> also, stupid fucking british dating system
<+mu> it's 10/10/10
<+mu> not 10/10/10
<+mu> geeze
<+mu> !
Comment: Posted 10/10/10
#296936 (42/78) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@timmo> a friend of mine whos in the airforce
<@timmo> says that since everyone eats mres
<@timmo> and eat at the same time
<@timmo> basically everyone has to shit at the exact same time
<@timmo> so theyll be convoying through the dessert
<@timmo> and all the trucks will stop
<@timmo> and doors will fly open
<@timmo> and everyones shitting out the doors
<@Rjx> meals ready to shit
Comment: #geekissues
#304862 (28/70) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dick
Comment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
#307980 (24/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#310742 (5/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dbelange> Front Row Education is seeking a Haskell Web Engineer for a full-time position
<lmt> i watched a short documentary yesterday about a guy in a paraguay slump who organized an orchestra where all the instruments are made from trash
<lmt> you could totally do that with haskell instead

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