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#308049 (80/112) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> you can talk a population into going to war or domestic surveillance
<@Rjx> but free healthcare and legalizing harmless plants
<@Rjx> not quite as easy

#309009 (40/66) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Celti ambles off to locate comestibles.
<Godwinson> We've secretly replaced Celti's comestibles with combustibles, let's see if he notices!
<Godwinson> Does that mean that humans are powered by an internal comestion engine?
<Celti> Unlike an internal combustion engine, an internal comestion engine works better when you dump sugar into the gas tank.

#310896 (30/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Rjx> the thing that bothers me most is the question mark
<+Thero> ?

#305896 (39/85) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LowBatteryLife> Vengines.
<LowBatteryLife> A car that runs on anger.

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