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#309853 (195/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<Boletus> Fnilaly!

#297300 (96/140) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fax> TAKE OFF YOUR TOP STOP
<Fax> OH YEAH THAT IS SO HOT STOP
<Fax> You can see why telegraph sex never caught on
<NEO|Phyte> what do they do if they need to include the word stop in their message?
<Arang> DON'T STOP PLEASE STOP
<XiaoTie> STOP STOP
<Star-Sacred> HARDER STOP

#305532 (40/90) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ana> i lied to hypno last night about contractions
<ana> but he is handling everything with calm
<ana> so he kept eating while looking at me
<ana> and i couldn't keep it serious for long enough
<ana> he said he will never believe me again
<Ultali> ana do they not have the story about the preggers girl who cried wolf in Romania?
<ana> yes we do
<Elleo> in Romania wolves are traditional midwives, so it has a whole different interpretation

#309092 (47/109) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Dixie> i hate how minesweeper can get into indeterminable situations really late in a game
<%Vaccer> dixie get better at maths
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> vaccer it's not a case of maths. there are plenty of situations where it can end up impossible to know where the bomb is
<@Loskene> just like a real minefield
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> the only way to win is not to play

#310484 (25/67) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Phase4> "Reaching out to more and more gamers, Minecraft developers are planning to include subtitles for the convenience of people who have the inability to hear."
<Quora> "hisss"
<Quora> "ugh"
<Sanchal> "Clank"
<Phase4> "boom"
<Quora> "whack"
<Sanchal> "tinktinktink"
<Phase4> "mooo"
<Quora> "bawk"
<Kopachris> "zoop"
<Quora> "kodak film"

#308877 (-23/137) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger> hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?

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