QDB: Quotes for
About
/
Latest
/
Random
/
Queue
/
Prefs
/
Donate
/
Submit Quote
/
Search
#310318
(
135
/167
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<danh> there is this insanely important insanely crazy suite of perl scripts here
<danh> this guy is here trying to figure out why it doesnt work
<danh> he has a value '7.0.3'
<danh> he keeps calling it a float
<danh> he keeps trying to multiply it
<danh> im looking him up in LDAP
<danh> he's been here for 5 years
<danh> now he's multiplying it by 1 to make it an integer
-
+
#307214
(
95
/147
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<Superfoxy> I hate everyone
<Lexy> Me too! Wanna be friends?
<Lexy> Oh wait.
-
+
#300532
(
49
/95
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan
<jbenedetto> tnet2: dont be a pussy. just get a tow hitch and hook it up to the back of your car
<jbenedetto> :P
<LordNUniv> yeah, wear those piddly casters raw with some real road hauling
<LordNUniv> think of the looks you'll get driving on the highway with some huge server tied to the back of your car and being dragged along
<jbenedetto> hell yeah
<jbenedetto> people will know you mean goddamn business then
<jbenedetto> SRS E-BUSINESS
<LordNUniv> bonus points if something is dragging on the road and making sparks
Comment:
Freenode, #classiccmp
-
+
#208366
(
30
/60
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i need new windows at work all the time... blank pages or google to quickly alt tab to them
<Drcoco> how about actual work
<Drcoco> to alt tab too
<prof3ta> yea right... they'd never buy that one
-
+
#303058
(
51
/123
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<DuClare> The presence of tech people is what made freenode really different
<DuClare> But these days I'm on #freenode helping people buy a dog kennel because they can't comprehend inches and feet
-
+
#307808
(
55
/135
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729
<&o11c> A UDP packet walks into a bar and says "I want a beer". The barman charges him twice but doesn't actually give him one.
-
+
#303035
(
27
/67
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<cotton> Fraz: isn't that the normal way to use #error? :o
<Fraz> well im trying it but im getting an error
Comment:
efnet #c++
-
+
#305949
(
31
/97
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<@Profane> my right hand aches
<@Profane> from using the touchpad for hours
<@Profane> >:(
<@Profane> stupid fiddly powerpoint
<@Riocaz> Yea "touchpad"...
<+goat> "powerpoint"
-
+
#304173
(
-8
/134
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<FaithPvP> God loves trolls.
<FaithPvP> That's why He invented bridges.
<FaithPvP> And noobs.
-
+
#310174
(
-34
/80
)
↑Funny
↓Bad
⚐Flag
<alise> "Europe is the national anthem of the Republic of Kosovo."
-
+
About
/
Latest
/
Random
/
Queue
/
Prefs
/
Donate
/
Submit Quote
/
Search
14,883 quotes approved; 8,692
fermenting
; karma: 189.4805