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#308978 (103/119) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> Huh. This build is acting very odd.
<asaph> is that the experiment ssp patch for llvm?
***Quits: Pryoidain (Ping Timeout)
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<Pryoidain> Just smashed a stack with a patch meant to prevent that from happening.
<Pryoidain> Well..not just. I guess it's...holy shit it's Saturday?
* Pryoidain throws that particular code snip in the bin and goes the fuck to bed.
#302537 (87/101) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sshinji> I've discovered that explaining hexadecimal across the table is a very efficient way to lose your date.
#310123 (53/73) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Sir_herrbatka> what is the best vi mode for emacs?
< wheybags> vim
< wheybags> alias emacs='vim'
< wheybags> (did that on a society server once as an april fools day joke :P)
< wheybags> and alias vim='emacs' too
< wheybags> one guy came on irc
< wheybags> "why is vim taking so fucking long to start up"
#309173 (62/90) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when escalating to me told me to 'just open the DLL in word and use the comparison thingie to see what changed in an update (of the DLL)'
#309771 (93/139) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #basement
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has left #basement
<Rena> oh my god how did it get so messy in here
#307045 (56/84) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Half got Winston to eat a kitty treat out of her hand today.
Mango: Sometimes I forget if Winston is the cat or the boyfriend, but not this time.
#309863 (58/94) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
SavageWolf: Inside every man and woman is a horny teenager. Sometimes literally. In which case, uh, you are doing something illegal.
#309129 (70/116) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@LAMMJohnson> I suspect Star Trek Into Darkness will be good but not great.
<@LAMMJohnson> My reasoning for this is thus
<@LAMMJohnson> Perfect score because all of its words have a length that is a power of 2.
<@LAMMJohnson> Minus one point because total letters is not a power of two.
<@LAMMJohnson> Not even including spaces.
<@LAMMJohnson> However, the letters in all of the words plus the number of words is 24.
<@LAMMJohnson> Overall score for the movie: 8.5
<~chown> LAMMJohnson - Vice Executive of the Autism Department
<@LAMMJohnson> The score, correctly, is a power of two marred with an ugly fraction.
<@LAMMJohnson> Although the fraction is 1/2
<@LAMMJohnson> Actually, the overall fraction is 17/20 which I pretty much hate.
<@LAMMJohnson> Which means I will initially think the movie is OK but then later change my mind and hate it.
<~chown> LAMMJohnson - Honourable Chairman of the Autism Empire
#309123 (37/61) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<KsM> Estrellas you're more attractive than a cat
<KsM> I mean that in the best way possible
<Estrellas> that's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me
#304568 (76/136) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu
#305255 (45/81) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> The only deity I pray to is Charles Darwin.
<fahadsadah> Aside: I think I'm getting this whole secular thing wrong.

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