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#308922 (684/814) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@i_c-Y> i had a nightmare yesterday that i bought 3 licenses of norton antivirus

#308868 (264/416) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crikes> connection issues: the musical
<crikes> the protagonist enters stage left then exists immediately
<crikes> this continues for two hours
<crikes> it proves to be a massive hit

#308906 (265/417) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop
MiX: wait, isn't it noop
MiX: like
MiX: no-op
cyborg_ar: yeah but the instruction is written as nop
cyborg_ar: because we programmers lazy
cyborg_ar: so save keystrokes
cyborg_ar: whenever can

#308894 (201/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Daemon404 has unlocked the secrets to manually cross-compiling gcc
<Daemon404> canadian even
<Lumpio-> Cross-compiling it to Canadian?
<Lumpio-> whoa
<Kulag> Lumpio-: Basically it just apologises when it segfaults.
<Lumpio-> Does it apologize in both English and French?
<Lumpio-> Also it is available under the french name lclcdlg ?
<Lumpio-> (Le compilatión la compilaieurs de la Gnú)

#308884 (60/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ss23> my nose is getting really sore, I think its from eating really spicy stuff with a cold
<ShaggyTwoDope> random rule of life
<ShaggyTwoDope> better your nose then your butt
<cksdayoff> Shaggy, did u learn that rule in prison

#308835 (-14/426) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy

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