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#304691 (145/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BunneH> i saw a urologist yesterday
<BunneH> er.. today, not yesterday
<BunneH> he had to use KY jelly to get his thumb into my prostate
<BunneH> well, i dunno if it was KY
<BunneH> may have been aknockoff
<BunneH> point is, i had a jelly-covered thumb in my anus
<BunneH> i felt like a donut
<BunneH> when he poked it he said "does this make you feel like you need to urinate?"
<BunneH> i almost said "no, but i feel like i need to shit a thumb"
<BunneH> luckily, i refrained, and just said "no"
#304590 (170/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<geniice> and lets face it if your backup plan is to fill the area with liquid helium you've chosen quite an exciting life
#305931 (138/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joh> The worst part of life:
<Joh> That time between being able to drive the little cars at legoland and being able to drive real cars.
#307009 (16/88) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<berhnardhoffman> Any sentance, starting with "If i were female" should ALWAYS end with staring at my tits for hours infront of a mirror
<barrettj> ...wishing they were bigger.
#308652 (-93/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tarkaan> I need to animate something
<Tarkaan> not for sexual purposes
<Tarkaan> what software do I use?
Comment: #geekissues

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