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#308510 (159/197) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JCDenton> Am I the only one who seems to spend more time fixing stupid trivial errors when programming than real issues?
<nathan28> JCDenton: lolwut
<nathan28> that is programming

#308490 (132/168) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PyroPyro> a guy just fax'd me a paper with text "i dont know how this works i will just email the doc to you"

#308521 (107/185) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> I saw the new (old) arp-ing joke post on qdb, and just for a split second of amusement, set every device on my network to have the same IP as my laptop.
<Pryoidain> Now in my head, the intended result was for my lil ultrabook to ask the router "Hey who am I? Here's my IP." and think it had suddenly become a sun box
<Pryoidain> "THE COMPUTER IS THE NETWORK, I AM ALL OF YOU"
<Pryoidain> In reality, I turned the next 57 minutes of my monday morning into a frantic scrabbling to get the network back functional before I had to leave for work, and ended up giving myself a migraine.

#308477 (59/117) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<grawity> hm, ranger is a cool file manager.
<chrise> What if I have uncool files that I want to manage?
<grawity> you cool them

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