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#307551 (243/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
chelseamc: when i go through and close my tabs from last night in the morning
chelseamc: its like an internet hangover
chelseamc: WHAT WAS I DOING LAST NIGHT

#308280 (420/486) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(rickest) reinventing the wheel is exactly what allows us to travel 80mph without even feeling it. the original wheel fell apart at about 5mph after 100 yards. now they're rubber, self-healing, last 4000 times longer. whoever intended the phrase "you're reinventing the wheel" to be an insult was an idiot.

#301482 (157/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Emerald> During the hurricane of 1955 that hit Connecticut, my grandfather's neighbors were on vacation. Afterward, he sent them the following telegram, in its entirety: "What do you want me to do with your roof?"

#305703 (200/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%SxS> heh, this is why I tell my students to never use Wikipedia as a source
<%SxS> I have in front of me a paper that starts with "The internet was invented in 1976 by Al Gore".

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<+mrman> "the wolverine, the largest and least popular member of the weasel family"
<+mrman> who knew someone was keeping track of the relative popularity of various weasels?

#300408 (156/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TJNII> Man, this grandstream phone sure ARPs a lot. It is like a confused old man on my network. "Who am I? Who are you? Who are all these people?" Every 15 minutes.

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