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<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm *not* banging his daughter
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<markand> which kind of authentification FreeBSD developers use for svn access?
<Aprogas> Whenever an incoming connection is made, a truthsayer kills a bird and looks at the intestines to predict whether the access attempt is legitimate or not.
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<max621> you built him a NAS out of transistors?
<TuxThePenguin> he was struggling to make whatever stupid circuit when we were mising one 4-gate NAND chip
<max621> lol
<TuxThePenguin> and I was like
<TuxThePenguin> "bitch I'll make it out of transistors"
<TuxThePenguin> he's all
<TuxThePenguin> "nuh uh"
<TuxThePenguin> long story short we failed the assignment
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< kn0where> a fox is like a cat and a dog rolled into one
< auxchar> And when you light it on fire, you get a web browser, too.
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