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#308420 (214/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> ...
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why cant i have a normal family
<Dazuro> i pissed off mom and she threatened to mail my foreskin to my girlfriend.

#308401 (162/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Recall_Coordinator> Fishing and hunting aren't really sports in the soccer/tennis sense of the word. They're tactical games that you play against players that have no idea that they're playing.
<Genghis_John> Rugby should be played like that.

#308436 (135/185) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<derpcat> I only program when I want to automate some task
<advi> why the fuck else would you

#308441 (55/139) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Botje> daemon: the sooner we can kill off ftp the better
< daemon> Botje, what do you think for its replacement? scp
< spider-mario> webdav?
< Botje> sftp
< Botje> or the clown.
< apeiron> clown?
< Botje> cloud
< Botje> i mentally replace one by the other, makes marketingspeak a lot more interesting :]

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