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#308345 (247/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eli> lesson learned: rm ** does not just remove all files that end with * :/

#308326 (221/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(On the topic of socialization)
< qkumber1> I just pretend everyone is NPCs
< qkumber1> works wonders

#307376 (273/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drakar> I am just so confused
<Drakar> What do I feel
<Drakar> but maybe that's what I want
<Drakar> I want to be confused with her.
<Rahid> I'd advise to wait untill you stabilize.
<Rahid> Cause
<Rahid> Do you know what happens to pokemon when they try to attack while they are in confusion?
<Rahid> They hurt themselves, bro. They hurt themselves

#308304 (219/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Jan> dude when's the last time I've slept I'm seeing things
< Jan> I mean
< Jan> wait what do you call it when you see with your ears

#305565 (168/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@meeb> HAHAHAHAH i've just accidentally shipped a commercial software build to a utility for use with 8 million customers with a 3.2mb JPG of my gf holding some flowers embedded in it by accident

#308362 (147/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> Finally developed a working method for discovering if it's going to be a good day or a bad day.
<asaph> Do tell?
<Pryoidain> So I sleep RIGHT NEXT to my phone. Like it's two inches from my face if shit blows up at 3AM because waking me requires an atomic attack.
<Pryoidain> Anyways, first thing I do every morning, even before glasses, is grab it, hit the screen button, and see if there are any alerts.
<asaph> right.
<Pryoidain> My background now has 2+2=? on it. If at any point between the first pressing of the screen button and managing to reach the pot of coffee i think "22" then I immediately go the fuck back to bed.

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<+wubbson> When I was 7 I wanted to be a paraplegic but then I realized professor X didn't get his powers from being in a wheelchair

#308363 (105/187) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@lysol> do you guys know about the len() function
<@pyna> yeah but i call it lennie() cause we tight

#306745 (55/133) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her

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