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<%Friedrich_Engels> i'm fairly convinced a ghost did not steal your weed
#307590 (163/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Asestorian> you can only romance companions of the opposite gender
<&Entity> that's gay :(
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thoriumchameleon: !seen goldfinch
Sploosh: goldfinch was last seen in #LFS-support at Fri Dec 24, 2010 [04:45] GMT saying 'guys i heard a scream from down the road but im shitting bricks what do i do'
#304489 (111/159) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+teratos> I am sick and dying
<+teratos> It was nice knowing you friends
<+}> teratos: what are you suffering from?
<+teratos> Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet
#305605 (99/143) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Crispy> Rational behavior: Behavior that can be expressed as a fraction.
#307358 (96/176) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
<@Sebas> A shit magician.
#305249 (75/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xxx: Is it just me or is Windos a misnomer?
Jef: ?
xxx: WinDOS
xxx: Win Disk Operating System
xxx: Whilst it isn't Win at all.
Jef: I thought it was windows.
xxx: What should we name your new operating system? Hmm, well, there is a window....
xxx: wait
xxx: Oh wow
xxx: There is a W there
xxx: That invalidates 3 years worth of thought
#300196 (25/85) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TrumpetSamurai> I live in OC.
<TrumpetSamurai> Kids start popping their collars here in, like, the 6th grade.
<TrumpetSamurai> It's a right of passage.
<TrumpetSamurai> You eat a Cinnabon while walking across the mall to Nordstrom's, then buy a pink polo shirt and pop the collar when you get it.
#307546 (20/86) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Oz> I am way too tired to be doing this shit. Also, the more I copy from the book, the more I remember why I dislike coding from scratch...
<Oz> It's all just random shit that people built to simplify complex functions, with all of them essentially being arbitrary. :/
<Oz> It's like going "Stick your fingers in the hole!" "What's in it?" "You'll find out later! :D"

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