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#301318 (154/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Warrigal> I just realized that compilers reproduce asexually. This is possibly the most awesome moment of my life.
#302242 (-24/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tgies> http://qdb.us/101461
<tgies> if you did this irl a multitude of sunglasses would fucking appear on your face and fall all over the place in just a big heap
<tgies> and you would get a fucking special driver's license that entitles you to free chicken wings at any DMV office and the secret menu at arby's
<flamingspinach2> PlaceAtPC common_glasses_01 500
<G-Flex> no
<tgies> no
<G-Flex> don't
<G-Flex> spawnmass hkhangingpig 150
<flamingspinach2> what's that, deus ex?
<G-Flex> yeah
<G-Flex> yours was morrowind, right?
<flamingspinach2> yeah
<tgies> you guys are fucking nerdsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
#300943 (-90/444) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Party> I have a furry magazine, one I keep just for them
<Party> .223
#300804 (-80/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<superlou> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
<Kage_Jittai> superlou: what?
<superlou> Viola burns longer
<generic> Moon_Doggy: Wow
-*- Moon_Doggy prepares sniper rifle
-*- Moon_Doggy takes careful aim at the stage superlou stands on
-*- generic gives the signal
-*- superlou bends over to pick up glass of water.
-*- Moon_Doggy aims at superlou
-*- superlou stands up
-*- generic readies the signal
-*- superlou uses teleport
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<generic> D:
#301713 (-149/501) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
#300551 (-170/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
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<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH

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