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Sarig: problem with satelites is ping
Sarig: You don't know what lightspeed is until you try to game over a geostationary satelite |
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<jwgoerlich> As an aside, I get concerned when my wife says "let me set the mood with music" ...
<jwgoerlich> And then proceeds to play the Impossible Mission theme song. |
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<@hackess> I keep losing my tea
<@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit |
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<flotwig> non-computer people ask what you like to do
<flotwig> just say "oh, i'm in the php scene"
<flotwig> they'll think you're doing drugs or some shit
<arpad> "poor guy, he can't even spell pcp" |
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<Remus> How's your cat, Schrodinger
<Schrodinger> I'm not too sure.
<Schrodinger> I'm afraid to check. |
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* Lawrence yawns. "Napping then poker tonight."
<runrunner> fap poker
<Fritz> Fapoker
<&Ashilstraza|Raveness> how does one play fap poker?
<runrunner> kind of like strip poker
<Fritz> If you have a good hand, you win |
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<Jargon> We don't HAVE BEer pong here in Belgium
<Jargon> The idea that you can somehow "Win" at drinking is purely an American thing
<Quantum_Meddler> So you don't have drinking games there?
<Jargon> no
<Jargon> well
<Jargon> actually yes
<Jargon> there is one
<Jargon> You may have heard of it
<Jargon> It's called "going out and getting laid" |
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<SightUnseen> last time i had a dream was the beginning of last year. i dreamed about waking up, eating breakfast, and going to school. then my alarm went off and i woke up, ate breakfast, and went to school. i must have the creativity of a tree stump. :P |
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< emilevictor> .... why? I don't understand. If i create the pointer x, initialize it to 0, wouldn't *x be 0?
< ciaranm> emilevictor: the pointer points to the address 0. "*x" is the value stored at address 0, which is probably "segmentation fault" |
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<Aberrant> I found out why my brother dropped off the face of the internet
<Aberrant> he rage quit TF2 by taking a pair of scissors to all the cables in his PC
<Aberrant> then to the motherboard |
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<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful side feature, also contains a blog |
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<Sloofus> I like to sit on campus and repeatedly boot up irssi when people walk by so it looks like im doing some wicked hax n shit |
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< CoJaBo> E.g., just because you ask for a JPEG, doesn't mean the user won't find a way submit a ZIP containing the complete and unabridged works of Beatoven in MP3 format :P (and yes, that really happened)
< s3a> lol
< Visage> CoJaBo, Beatoven? Good god, man.
< Visage> Beethoven.
< Visage> Unless there's an artist named Beatoven out there that I don't know about. :)
< CoJaBo> No, Beat-Oven. Its the local band I now intend to form just to spite you.
< CoJaBo> :P
< Visage> You spite me every day with your horrible typing. |
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<doctor_pork> D'
<hollyfax> you began to cry
<hollyfax> but both your eyes disappeared
<hollyfax> or
<hollyfax> asian pirate
<doctor_pork> was that a haiku |
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<st0rmb0x> I had an ass cannon moment
<Ka1enov> LOL
<st0rmb0x> You know when you're on the shitter and you just fart but you don't realise you shat 12 feet of shit in half a second
<Ka1enov> yeah man
<Ka1enov> and then when you wipe
<Ka1enov> theres nothing
<Ka1enov> youre are like what the fuck
<st0rmb0x> lol, yeah man, these things are deadly, what if you were to shit down a balcony, i bet you'd be able to break car windshields
<st0rmb0x> Or snipe someone with a turd
<Ka1enov> and walk away with no evidence
<st0rmb0x> The police are like, what the fuck, there's shit everywhere and that guy has a hole in the head
<Ka1enov> and your ass is clean! |
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<Jilt> what language do gnomes speak o_O
<Jilt> gnomish?
<Captain_Zeros> it gave me common and elvis
<Jilt> you speak in elvis?
<sney> uh-huh, thankyouverymuch |
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<evelyn> sometimes i can only communicate in terms of the pushing and popping of stacks
<evelyn> very tragic for my family and friends
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<ook> hey
<ook> dammit
<ook> i wanted to like
<ook> get her number or something |
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<thelilnevshow> DAAMMN RIGHT PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! im so canadian even my blood cells are red and white ! |
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<Knack> i've just had someone from newcastle trying to say 8 A A over the phone
<Knack> took about 5 attempts until i understood him
<ZoFreX> eight alpha alpha
<ZoFreX> what's the problem :P
<retrominge> Knack: eeeet, eeeee, eeeee?
<retrominge> :D
<Knack> sounded like he was saying hay hay hayComment: #reddit-uk
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