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#305708 (382/480) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> >lift up faceplate on old laptop's CD-Rom drive, make whole faceplate giant eject button, so the moment you push it in, it sits there, then ejects again
<Pryoidain> >take into small hardware repair shop
<Pryoidain> >hours of amusement
<Alister> ...you didn't.
<Pryoidain> I did
<Alister> you know
<Alister> you are the reason I never want to work support in my life

#305270 (439/559) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> Nugget: do you remember a game that involved a soccer ball bouncing down platforms in space for the Atari ST?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> we've had this disucssion before.
11-Jan-2011 <thumper^> Bring out the logs!
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> I don't think I ever did find out the name of that game
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:50 <LeftyWork> Do you guys remember an atari ST game that involved playing a soccerball that had to bounce on coloured tiles in space?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:58 <Nugget> TrailBlazer
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 13:00 * LeftyWork hugs Nugget
11-Jan-2011 * Lefty hugs Nugget

#304970 (207/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[December 25th, 1am.]
(sebmal1337) well this is a thing
(sebmal1337) in order to save christmas i must beat super mario bros dx
(saturmeki) lol what
(hypahchibs) elaborate.
(sebmal1337) wellllll
(sebmal1337) i print my gift labels with my game boy printer
(sebmal1337) but you can't print until you save one of the toads
(sebmal1337) i was doing it yesterday and i ran out of batteries

#305429 (225/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AnnonSSI> ... /google-starts-censoring-bittorrent-rapidshare-and-more-110126/
<@Skitzo> noooooooooo
<@Skitzo> fuck google
<@Skitzo> i'm never going to use another google product again
<@Skitzo> except for my phone
<@Skitzo> and google chrome because it's a rad browser
<@Skitzo> and gmail
<@Skitzo> and gtalk
<@Skitzo> and google search
<@Skitzo> shit

#306066 (222/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<izua> are you a prophet?
<clueless> yes
<izua> show me your prophet license
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<clueless> ^ LICENSED PROPHET ^
<clueless> ^ CLUELESS ^
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<izua> dammit.

#305736 (165/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keyla> we had a fun customer today who came in with a very detailed handwritten list of components for a computer he wanted us to build for him
<Keyla> core i5 or i7, 6-8 GB of ram (or maybe 12), 2 hard drives (he specifically requested no raid)
<Keyla> for word processing
<_habnabit> Maybe he wanted to use OOo

#306334 (141/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chaos341> oh my god
<Chaos341> In the 3DS remake of Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater
<Chaos341> You are able to use the 3DS's built in camera to take a picture and make that picture into camouflage pattern
<Chaos341> So many dick patterns will be made

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