QDB: Quotes for

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

#304456 (243/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Thaff> my trimmer says "Household use ONLY" on it
< Thaff> does that mean it is illegal to shave farm animals
< draco> not if theyre in your house
< Thaff> touche sir

#303758 (272/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Heh, some of our neighbours at Wacken had 30 kilos of dry ice to cool their drinks. It worked after a fashion, but it's difficult to drink whiskey when it's frozen solid.
<Sebas> Of course, my first reaction when they told me was "Hah. Hard liquor."

#304466 (235/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unfunf> the only problem with hemp is that all the sites that support it and show what it is actually good for (and it is good for a lot of things)
<unfunf> look like shit because they are made by fucking stoners

#305281 (289/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RGM79> so yeah, the java instructor thought it was necessary to warn us
<RGM79> because of something that happened years ago for one of his classes
<RGM79> we are told explicitly that we can't write code in MS word
<RGM79> and that he does not grade .doc files

#304897 (343/483) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Henry> i'm fine with girls
<+Henry> they just don't like me tbh
<%primality> that's normal, Henry
<%primality> girls generally dislike most people
<%primality> you have to get past their firewall of hormones and rage
<%primality> iptables -P GIRLS DENY
<%primality> that's their config
<sudokun> lol
<%primality> you have to invoke iptables -A GIRLS -p relationships --sgender male -j ACCEPT
<sudokun> primality, that'd make girls whores
<sudokun> since there's no source identifier, they'd accept all males
<%primality> bah
<%primality> iptables -A GIRLS -p relationships --sgender male --sname Henry -j ACCEPT
<%primality> ^ fixed
<+Henry> this is why I should never ask for relationship advice in #linux
<+Henry> but on the other hand, I feel like I understand girls a little better now O_o

#303242 (96/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< damoxc> lol
< damoxc> i just did grep -r "goat porn"
< damoxc> on my irc logs
< damoxc> < eddieate> wanking off to goat porn
< damoxc> < eddieate> all my goat porn was on there
< damoxc> < wrik> got the latest goat porn
< damoxc> < eddieate> its my shitting laptop i can watch goat porn on it if i want
< damoxc> < eddieate> well its a really big goat porn convention
< eddieate> damoxc: lol
< eddieate> that has pretty much made my day, thankyou

About / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Donate / Submit Quote / Search

14,883 quotes approved; 8,692 ; karma: 189.4805