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#303682 (385/615) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rorschach> crispy is studying criminal justice. Just like all the strippers
<Crispy`> Rorschach: Great talking point when I need to get laid.
<Crispy`> We can role-play too
<Rorschach> haha
<Crispy`> We'll both be Detectives and we can try to solve the Case of the Missing Virginity.
<@AnthraX101> Just be careful you don't turn it into The Case of the Missing Period
<Crispy`> D:
<Crispy`> That'll turn into Case of the Missing Father.

#303622 (365/673) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mike: "now that you all are awake. are there anyone who can help with my problem? I have compressed my important files with md5sum. how do I decompress them ?"

#304593 (280/554) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zypur> I'm trying to sell a brand new blackberry storm2
<Zypur> It's stolen from verizon
<Failure> That's not a phrase you'd usually include when trying to sell something

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