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#301252 (319/571) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@snow_> i think i could have definitely stolen this chick from her loser boyfriend
<@snow_> but i fucked up
<@snow_> tried to call her fat
<@snow_> so she would come work out w/ me
<@snow_> that backfired hard
Comment: #geekissues
#295392 (237/513) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< beoba> i d8ed a guy who couldnt get work study because harvard was giving more money than federal rules allowed
< Sub-Zero> you know, it took me a few seconds to understand d8ed.
< Divine> it's some kind of g8alk
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#303903 (105/529) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Gno> i've had arrogant steak and dumb rice for food today.
<@ps> wtf?
<@ps> why do you pass such anthropomorphic judgements on your food
<+Gno> the steak was arrogant because it managed to push my eggs off the pan when cooking.
<+Gno> bullies are arrogant.
<@ps> so
<+Gno> the rice was dumb because it could not figure out how to stay on the utensil i was eating.

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