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#160100 (358/494) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
jazza joined the chat room.
jazza: hi
jazza: can anyone help me
xexyz: no
xexyz: IRC is 100% Help-Free for 53 days now
xexyz: And we don't want to let the union down by starting now

#302103 (395/619) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bucketmouse> every time i feel depressed i just 7zip something from the commandline
<bucketmouse> lrobin$ 7za a test.7z blah.txt
<bucketmouse> Creating archive test.7z
<bucketmouse> Compressing blah.txt
<bucketmouse> Everything is Ok

#154850 (308/510) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Genesis`> Dr Phil said: Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you.
<@Genesis`> i cant bend over that far :(

#164446 (267/445) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Vystrix_Nexoth wonders why Apophis is reading something that would discuss things like Beverly Hills 90210 spinoffs.
<Apophis> because Wikipedia links are too easy to follow
<Apophis> and they take you to strange places after a while
<Apophis> and you can't figure out how you got there
<Apophis> they're kinda like tequila

#153537 (288/534) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nyschashi> so I'm reading this george bush hentai manga
<nyschashi> it's pretty great
<nyschashi> Bush and Saddam make peace after they gang bang some random girl
<nyschashi> ;/
<nyschashi> the girl then randomly dropkicks Kim Jong-Il
<nyschashi> I'm skipping through about 30 pages at a time, but it looks like george bush randomly turns into a tentacle demon and rapes a bunch of people

#162497 (211/577) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
jdbugg87: ok i just ripped a cd...what the hell is .ogg
adanedhel728: it's a file extension, kind of like "doc" is short for "document," "ogg" is short for "oh good god, what an annoying file format"

#230994 (0/378) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Markaci> $500 for a fscking loafer?
< Markaci> I clicked the link expecting a shoe that tied itself.
<+Bacon> Markaci: its a Salvatore Ferragamo 'Raphael' Loafer
<+Bacon> Markaci: it does, it has no shoe laces

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