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#296915 (341/513) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Pooky> Watch out for the 700cal sandwichs tho.
<lion42> _Pooky, I'm on a 4000 calorie diet. I can have all the sandwiches I damn well want. :P
<Uncertain> that's no diet, that's a monster
<_Pooky> No shit...why are you on a 4k diet?
<_Pooky> Weight training or something?
<lion42> Pancreatic insufficiency. Because I don't dump out enough enzymes, I don't absorb calories or.. anything at all, really, as well as other people do.
<lion42> 4000 is my normal, average, maintaining my weight diet.
<_Pooky> Ok, that makes sense then.
<_Pooky> That's got to make for messy bowel movements.
<lion42> Yes, my shits are festive.
#128138 (287/505) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Options> well, guess my parents dont want me playing phoenix wright in the house anymore :(
<Sylon[DMS]|Around> throw your DS in their face and yell OBJECTION!
<Options> that is....AN AWESOME IDEA
#303386 (130/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jer> on a side note, love the new iphone headset -- they don't tangle as easily
<jer> s/headset/earbuds\/whatever/
<erica> earbuds == evil evil evil
<jer> erica, three evils? thought just two?
<erica> Left ear, right, sinuses
<atomicbird> if the earbuds hurt your sinuses, you're probably using them wrong
#303296 (23/933) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Protagonist> STAND UP TO THE VICTORY
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> guitar solo
=-= Protagonist was booted from #adeptusevangelion by OlympusMons (sit down)

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