|
|
#302208 (533/643) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<erin> Dammit, Windows! I KNOW the program is not responding. That's why I'm trying to close it. |
#300818 (1910/2652) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crispy`> my friend is making my other friend's girlfriend rage on facebook by arguing with her about how Twilight is the dumbest shit ever
<Crispy`> so I created Twilight for Men.
<Crispy`> government scientist fused DNA with Hayden P. and Mila Kunis to create the hottest woman ever with big titties and a nice ass, and she's all over my dick but it turns out she's a pirate and I'm like "omg but I want to be a pirate" and she's all naked near me and shit and I'm like "you're the most perfect thing ever" ... See Moreand she's like "I know, now fuck me"
<Crispy`> and then all the sudden it turns out the government actually made someone else who was fused from the DNA of Kristen Bell and Elisha Cuthbert and she shows up and is like "what the fuck but I want your dick more." and I'm like "D:"
<Crispy`> and then the Kristen and Elisha fusion is like "OH AND IM A NINJA SHITYEAH" and I'm like "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK NINJAS VS PIRATE" and then this was my face when they were fighting a war near me " :O "
<Crispy`> with none of them wearing shirts oh and they all have super nice tits and are not fat at all and are the most perfect looking women ever and then they all want my dick so bad it's hard for me to choose and also whether I want to be a Ninja or Pirate it's a very tough decision. |
#301192 (383/727) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<colin> someone told me to take a box of kleenex when i went to auschwitz the first time
<colin> SEVEN HOURS i was there, and there was NOTHING worth jerking off toComment: irc.hardchats.com #gnaa
|
#301336 (21/457) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The bartender looked at my funny, I said Shaken, not Stirred |
#300058 (5/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Mirell> Your mom's a non-profit! I can deduct my contributions to her!
< Pomax> Hold on a minute there, mister. Who said my mom was non-profit.
< Mirell> I did
< Pomax> Well I advise you to check with the chamber of commerce before you make such statements.
< Mirell> Your mom's a for-profit entity! That means my contributions to her get doubly-taxed as it passes through the layers!
< Mirell> Doesn't work as well
< Pomax> I'm sure we can somehow make it work.
< Pomax> Yo momma so fo' profit, any contribution to her gets taxed three times!
< Pomax> or something.
< Mirell> ...that was good, sir. |
#301862 (-16/760) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoonComment: efnet
|
#302294 (-4/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dampeoples> you need to put 4GB of memory in the mini I'm going to send you p3
<pthree> you can't upgrade the ram?
<dampeoples> it required taking it apart past the cover
<pthree> i'm sure you can. if you can take a bra off without looking, you can upgrade some ram
<dampeoples> I have to look at the bra, all my bitches are big tittied, so it takes some precision work
<pthree> dampeoples: you're too polite, the rest of us just call them fat
* ChanServ has changed the topic to: <dampeoples> I have to look at the bra, all my bitches are big tittied, so it takes some precision work |
|
|
|