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<Fyad> When I bought siemens cellphone, siemens sold its cellular section. When I bought yakumo screen, yakumo got bunkrupt. When I bought fujitsu-siemens laptop, siemens sold its share.
<Fyad> Just curious what to buy next...
<r_heart> apple
<hoobsta> Apple
<sailo> apple |
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Jingleboy: Love how the Business version of Vista has "have fun on your PC" unticked |
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< Larscis> How long do most printers last?
< Larscis> Because my HP Photosmart 3310 from 2006 finally died today. Quite spectacularly.
< Tamber> oh?
< Larscis> Yes. The seal on the ink resevoir broke through
< Larscis> And the pressure the pump built up caused the ink to spray all over the inside of the printer.
< Larscis> Never before have I had a printer attempt to demonstrate to me what happens with a burst aorta. |
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<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the time and he's always typing in these color coded commands i have no idea what he's doing on it"
<dd7> i didnt have the heart to tell dan i was just using a fancy irc theme |
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<SEAL> You know how Toyota is having a ton of problems
<SEAL> With the accelerator pedals getting stuck at full throttle
<SEAL> Well, they really need to change their slogan
<SEAL> To something besides "Moving Forward"
<SEAL> The irony is astonishing |
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<+MooG> my friend and his mates made up a big cardboard car out of a fridge box once
<+MooG> and went through the drivethrough
<+MooG> they even had one being the "radio", beatboxing
<+Formalhaut> McDonalds don't serve us when we walk through but BK do. More business for them, even if it is drunkards
<+MooG> and they did mime actions for the window winding and everything
<+MooG> wish i'd filmed it |
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<Fox> so
<Fox> as you guys know I've been watching Voyager like nonstop the past week or so
<Fox> when my mom woke me up this morning, apparently I was asking her how we got back to the Alpha Quadrant |
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<@FlopSter> sometimes i wonder what type of product research one does when manufacturing love dolls |
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake |
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