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#301557 (906/1002) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oOrEPPiEOo> what's the furthest you've gone, in baseball analogies
<oOrEPPiEOo> with a member of the opposite sex
<inline4chan> I've never left the dugout
<Trolly> i get ESPN
#300149 (586/694) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ninjapirate> sometimes i hear "Eye of the tiger" when i'm masturbating.
<ninjapirate> that's how glorious my penis is
<jaban> "so many times it happens too fast"
<jaban> "you must fight just to keep [it] alive"
<jaban> thinking of that part in particular?
#300279 (590/820) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kaiser> 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I'm insane...
<kaiser> the 10th voice hums the tetris theme
Comment: #twokinds of nightstar
#295355 (259/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
NewClear4: did you win the argument?
ccmods: From the perspective that I was correct, yes. From the perspective that arguing with a 13 year old kid whose voice was cracking, no.
#151230 (205/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each version of Windows.
<LSnK> 98: Real time view, you can see what it's doing and might even learn something.
<LSnK> XP: Boring line.
<LSnK> Vista: Never used it
<LSnK> I'm guessing it doesn't show anything at all.
<Falc> It's just a spinning disk.
<Falc> If Microsoft made cars you'd have a 'Hit speed limit light'
<Falc> As opposed to a conventional speedometer.
#300258 (213/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fahadsadah> Something tells me exec("echo C code goes here | gcc"); isn't a good Java practise.
#207998 (170/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fudoushin> I must've gotten into the Japanese language for the stupidest reason...
<Fudoushin> I like anime, Japanese video games (RPGs mainly), and manga.
<Fudoushin> So I majored in it in college. Which is really not that far removed from majoring in African-American Studies because you enjoy '70s blaxploitation films...
#301361 (140/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mike> i'm gonna start voting republican
<Censored_Vagina> no you're not
<mike> because if i can't fix things i'm sure as hell gonna accelerate the decline
<Censored_Vagina> it's one of those things like "I'm just gonna catch my own jizz in my mouth" and then you stop at the last second because you realize that's not a good idea
Comment: #raspberryheaven
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< n0p> hey i'm looking for a php web-based front end to control linux files and permissions. can anyone suggest any decent open source projects?
<+bradD> igotrooted-0.2
< n0p> link me
< n0p> pls?
#152796 (-2/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< madsara>  I've found that if you take the average, normal google images search term - say "butter spray", and add the word "gay" to it... the results are completely different.
<@LadyNikon> madsara: well you are changing the data
< madsara> Heh, I love how everyone takes me so literally.
< madsara> Really, is that how it works?
< madsara> ... although I don't think I've ever going to use buttery spray again.

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