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#311658 (2/8) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wayfinder> the original aladdin being a fairy tale about a chinese kid btw
<wayfinder> and the lion king is shakespeare rehashed
<wayfinder> so uh,
<T-101> whereas avatar was pocahontas rehashed
<wayfinder> yeah hahah
<wayfinder> and a bug's life was the seven samurai
<GargajCNS> i dont really mind rehashes as long as they were in an interesting new skin
<GargajCNS> also known as the Ed Gein approach
#311241 (28/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?
#310631 (10/12) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> So in Civil War re-enactment school I was voted most likely to secede.
#305297 (36/58) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<roverbat> I live near an old nuclear reactor
<roverbat> there's nothing wrong with me
<iva|phone> roverbat, how do you explain your wings then?
<roverbat> they go up and down, iva|phone
#311656 (26/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wifemaker> who else would love to be transformed into a cute little housewife?
<TungstenCarbide> what happens to the extra mass?
<leanna{NL}> turns into energy
<leanna{NL}> thats why youre a HOT cute little housewife
#311654 (13/17) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xxx: can I be considered a coach if I train a neural network?
yyy: if you're using .fit(X,y), you are a fitness trainer
#311648 (38/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ericwood> there's a special place in my heart for americanized chinese food
<Cipher-0> Those are angina pains, ericwood.
#311632 (49/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Danika> hmph, Twitter thought one of my tweets was considered "suicidal" or something
<StriderHLC> The hellsite strikes again
<Danika> yeah I said something like "I wish my parents never had me"
<StriderHLC> "We suspect you may be suicidal. We are locking your account to remove you from your support network as a courtesy."
#311623 (67/69) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< brennyn> i once had to train a guy at work who i could not convince that 1 percent and 1 gallon are not "basically the same thing"
< brennyn> his explanaton was that milk comes in 2%
< brennyn> he wasn't trolling, he was actually stupid
< brennyn> he got fired less than a week later for pouring paint thinner into his eyes
<@snek-sensei> w-what
< brennyn> he was cleaning something that required lying down and crawling under the machine
< brennyn> he got to the part he needed to clean, held a cup of paint thinner above it, and poured directly into his face
< brennyn> because he forgot about gravity
<@snek-sensei> oh okay that makes sense
#311620 (36/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dysk> "Target is bleeping out book descriptions, removing words like 'Nazis' and 'queer'"
<YelseyKing> lol
<YelseyKing> I love overzealous auto-censors.
<dysk> That old joke about **** van **** just continues to stay relevant, doesn't it.
<YelseyKing> Yes.
<YelseyKing> Penis van Lesbian.
<dysk> Except in Target's case, "penis" and "lesbian" would be censored.
<dysk> I mean, one of the censored words was "stripper".
<dysk> Which isn't always about nude performance. Sometimes it's used for a tool (lol tool) that forestry workers use to remove the bark from wood.
<YelseyKing> t**l
<YelseyKing> I totally understand the reason why sites would do that, given that anyone who'd be so easily offended by certain words would be the same ones to throw a huge fit over seeing them.
<YelseyKing> But it doesn't make it any less stupid.
<YelseyKing> My favorite thing is when they censor a word with only a single asterisk. F*ck!
<YelseyKing> Like you can't tell what that says.
<dysk> "Holy sh*t!"
<dysk> And, of course, let's not forget ***an.
<Danika> Satan?
<dysk> (a certain country in East Asia)
<Danika> oh, Japan
<YelseyKing> The best censors are the ones that ignore spaces and punctuation, so you'll get words you didn't even type censored.
<YelseyKing> Like "cut it out" will be censored, because it ignores the space and sees "tit".
<dysk> Or "It's been 20 years since the release of Mariah Carey's hit", and the final four letters would be censored.
<YelseyKing> Yup.
<YelseyKing> Even better is if they're not censored, but replaced.
<YelseyKing> "It's been 20 years since the release of Mariah Carey'fecal matter"
#311619 (43/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Wilber> Activity on gimpissues: Shortcut Ovelapping <https://gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/gimp/issues/2183>
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: GNOME: Impossible to get infos for GNOME/gimp issue 2183: 404: 404 Not found
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: Error: "Error:" is not a valid command.
<@Wilber> gitlab-bot: You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last minute; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
<gitlab-bot> Wilber: You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last 60 seconds; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
<ankh> haha
Comment: #gimp
#311595 (21/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dokodonmystery> reading character descriptions of smash characters is so funny because it's like
<dokodonmystery> this is lucas, his life and family were ruined by colonialists and capitalism
<dokodonmystery> this is snake, he's a genetic clone who suffers from the cost of endless war
<dokodonmystery> this is king dedede. he loves food
#310603 (25/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the monochrome screens
<@Katharine> Monochrome.
#310495 (30/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<apo_> My parents wanted to see how well google now (that android voice recognition thing) worked, so I told it to show me pictures of Nussschnecken (some nutty pastry), and it interpreted that is "Muschi lecken" (pussy licking) ~_~
#309498 (36/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Clarke finds a mysterious button inside VS - which breaks the program when he clicks it
<Spock> "compile"?
#307040 (63/81) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Tommy`> cd ~
< Daeken> Tommy`: you're heading home?
#307000 (30/70) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT
#310618 (32/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(antomatic) Official SonyMicrosofTendo Policy On Video Game Preservation:
(antomatic) "Well, y'see... we kind of already /have/ your money?"
(antomatic) "And running servers is so hard."
(antomatic) "So very hard."
(antomatic) [End Statement]
(midas) 'Bye!'
(antomatic) 'Enjoy those consoles we sold you!'
(@raylee) at least piracy helps with archival of some of the game libraries. so if, say, the original wii shop channel servers were taken down, much of the content there would be available online
(antomatic) In 2000 years time, scholars will look back and speculate as to why so many internationally successful software titles from numerous disparate producers all bore the common insignia "Cracked by Honktronics"
Comment: EFnet #archiveteam
#310554 (98/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Elena>  man, an ill-fitting nazi uniform is just a disgrace. like, if you're willing to shoulder all that comes with wearing a frickin nazi uniform, don't half-ass it
<Josh>  What are you, some sort of Nazi nazi?
<Elena>  yes
i will totally nazi how people nazi
<Josh>  I did nazi that coming.
<Elena>  alright, we've hit critical godwin, that's it, shut down everything
#310347 (35/45) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rozzie-mob> Ohok
<Rozzie-mob> Apparently when I was younger I ate the dogs worming tablets
<Rozzie-mob> But it was okay because I took the correct dosage
#307328 (50/88) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xynth> Seriously, who starts their name with an X? How do you even pronounce that?
#307122 (40/74) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Nortaneous> goddamnit
<+Nortaneous> after five tries, i finally remembered how to open the run program dialog instead of switching workspaces
<+Nortaneous> so i opened the thing and accidentally typed irssi instead of putty
<+Nortaneous> nothing happened
<+Nortaneous> so i opened it again
<+Nortaneous> typed irssi *again*
<+Nortaneous> but on my third try, i got it
<+Nortaneous> opened putty
<+Nortaneous> got the login as dialog
<+Nortaneous> and tried to login as irssi
<+Nortaneous> i'm moving to a fucking cave in the woods.
#305982 (47/75) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grievre> I just realized this was the best way to describe it
<Grievre> San francisco looks like a city designed by dr seuss
<Grievre> all the hills
<Grievre> houses are all pastel colors and different shapes
<Grievre> everyone wears weird outfits all the time
Comment: #furaffinity on #furnet
#304215 (46/90) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Juliet|Awesome> going to "bed" so I can "read" a "book", maybe "learn" a little more "esperanto"
* Juliet|Awesome is now known as Juliet|pr0n
* Juliet|pr0n is now known as Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz
<PovAddict> o_O
<Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz> stupid dvorak
Comment: freenode #stackoverflow
#304157 (55/79) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dogel> my mother said to me last night after i asked her to sign something
<dogel> "you know how to forge my signature, do it yourself"
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