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#301149 (414/502) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+endemDan> i need to find a new job, where customers are not so retarded
<@Gusterbuster> Someone call you and say 'Can you hear me now?'
<+endemDan> no i have had that happen before, but this is even worse
<+endemDan> a customer calls in support from their cell and says she cant find the function she wants to take a pic with
<+endemDan> so i get her phone model blah blah blah, then ask what exactly shes trying to do
<+endemDan> she says 'i see pictures of people where they are holding their phone and are in the picture themselves, how do i take a picture of myself and my phone if the camera does not come off the phone'
<+endemDan> she continues with 'also how are they getting a picture of themselves from the front if i can see the flash?, like the camera is facing away from them during the picture. how do i do that?'
<+endemDan> i couldnt even respond or laugh, i was just in complete awe that someone was actually serious about this question
<+endemDan> then i asked her if she has ever looked at herself in the mirror, and freaks out thinking i just called her ugly or some shit and demands to speak to my manager
<+endemDan> so i put her on hold, get him over and tell him the story and he doesnt believe me and gets on the phone and has her repeat everything she said and then asks her about the complaint against me
<+endemDan> he asks her the same exact thing (it has been about 10 minutes since the call started) and then, then she finally gets it and understands that taking a picture in a mirror is how the people do it
<+endemDan> i dont understand how people like that function in life
<@Gusterbuster> Yea. However you get to sit on your ass all day and answer a phone
Comment: endemDan works at verizon
#301132 (443/593) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Meudi: Dude, I think I fell asleep
CSpatriot: Why do you think that?
Meudi: Because I woke up
#301134 (346/518) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Gargamale> word
<mademoiselle> excel
<+fiveiron> powerpoint
<+fiveiron> By your powers combined, I'm an overpriced office suite!
#301075 (281/423) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jammy_Stuff> it isn't just an excuse to go drinking
<Jammy_Stuff> it's a social gathering society
<Mabbo> ... so you're like alcoholics anonymous, except that you dont admit you have a problem?
<BunnyII> exactly
<BunnyII> because we don't
#301123 (109/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kandarin> Ahoy.
<EugeneK> Dongs
<Kandarin> Good to see things haven't changed.

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