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<aestetix> This is more of a good birthday present idea which lead to my mate getting dumped by his GF.
<aestetix> She couldn't afford buying him a bday present, so she gave him a bunch of slips for meals, massages, blowjobs etc.
<aestetix> She dumped him because for weeks he'd pull out a blowjob slip everytime they'd have an argument.
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<bp> 'i am legend' should have taken place in west philadelphia
<bp> and ended with the guy moving to bel-air
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<@xanax-> like 2.5k in damage
<@xanax-> i blamed it on a deer
<@xanax-> so insurance is gunna cover it
<@xanax-> thats one good thing about hickville
<@xanax-> you can always blame the deer
<@ricin> what was the *real* reason for the crash?
<@xanax-> i was trashed as fuck
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#**** efnet
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<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character
<MegaHurts> Played by Alannis Morrissette?
<GaidinBDJ> She's in good company playing God.
<GaidinBDJ> George Burns
<GaidinBDJ> Morgan Freeman
<MegaHurts> Stemcell researchers
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#fark
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