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#244345 (479/553) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SeanieG123: so we have to make this cartoon thing for Oedipus in english right?
SeanieG123: i'm trying to decide if a "mommy and me" photo album would be crossing a line
#300112 (408/546) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[kris] Hey, roomie... you know that "oh fuck" moment when you realize you have to go to the ER?
[grego] Yeah, ... ???
[kris] Grab you car
#231863 (171/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&WizarthAway> Gah, my fingers were on the wrong keys, my code looks like perl now!
#134490 (169/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Soccerbum> around novemberish
<Soccerbum> i through some pumpkin seeds down the sink by mistake...
<Soccerbum> well today, i just found a plant growing in our drain.
<Soccerbum> <_<
#300302 (139/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<enkei> this is why computer simulations exist
<enkei> no sane person would stick his dick in a wind tunnel
#214675 (107/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Excremento> how goes the login screens going man?
<n00bMeiSter> oh, you didn't hear, did you?
<n00bMeiSter> my laptop died on tuesday night while i was out
<n00bMeiSter> it was a peaceful death, it went silently in its' powersave mode
#280259 (1/523) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
kingdamian42 : My dad bought a PS3, right(god knows why)
kingdamian42 : I put in a regular dvd to watch.
kingdamian42 : It doesn't recognize it as a music cd, or a game cd. So it thinks, "Oh this must be blueray".
kingdamian42 : It brought out the big laser, guess who has a hole in his dvd.
Greyejoy : BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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