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<Cyber> Here's an easy way to tell if a heat sink is pure copper or contains an aluminum base
<Cyber> If you can't afford it
<Cyber> it's pure copper
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< myself> I just realized MacGruff the crime dog should be the patron saint of tech support everywhere.
< myself> He warned us years ago: Users are losers!
Comment: #geeks
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<@RangerRick> Mother yelling at three little well-dressed girls: Do not open that bottle of glitter! Do not! If you know glitter... (holding her arms out making a rainbow sort of gesture) Shit flies!
<@RangerRick> shit flies, indeed
<@BadMojo> Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
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< withnail> i wonder
< withnail> if anyone has ever put </body> on a tombstone
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sietoba: sorry i did that thing wheres you say one thing but youre thinking of a mother

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