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#297300 (44/70) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fax> TAKE OFF YOUR TOP STOP
<Fax> OH YEAH THAT IS SO HOT STOP
<Fax> You can see why telegraph sex never caught on
<NEO|Phyte> what do they do if they need to include the word stop in their message?
<Arang> DON'T STOP PLEASE STOP
<XiaoTie> STOP STOP
<Star-Sacred> HARDER STOP
#309853 (55/75) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<Boletus> Fnilaly!
#309092 (35/51) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Dixie> i hate how minesweeper can get into indeterminable situations really late in a game
<%Vaccer> dixie get better at maths
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> vaccer it's not a case of maths. there are plenty of situations where it can end up impossible to know where the bomb is
<@Loskene> just like a real minefield
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> the only way to win is not to play
#305532 (24/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ana> i lied to hypno last night about contractions
<ana> but he is handling everything with calm
<ana> so he kept eating while looking at me
<ana> and i couldn't keep it serious for long enough
<ana> he said he will never believe me again
<Ultali> ana do they not have the story about the preggers girl who cried wolf in Romania?
<ana> yes we do
<Elleo> in Romania wolves are traditional midwives, so it has a whole different interpretation
#308877 (16/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
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#310484 (15/17) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Phase4> "Reaching out to more and more gamers, Minecraft developers are planning to include subtitles for the convenience of people who have the inability to hear."
<Quora> "hisss"
<Quora> "ugh"
<Sanchal> "Clank"
<Phase4> "boom"
<Quora> "whack"
<Sanchal> "tinktinktink"
<Phase4> "mooo"
<Quora> "bawk"
<Kopachris> "zoop"
<Quora> "kodak film"
#169396 (0/74) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Sacro> 90.209.238.56 - - [12/May/2008:21:26:03 +0100] "GET /iminurlogsgettinfourohfours HTTP/1.1" 404 1023
#182244 (-2/130) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#183485 (26/68) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Vincerific> /quit
<Vincerific> i wanted to see if he would go "/quit?"
<Vincerific> and log off
<Vincerific> XD
<Scarecrow> lol I remember you tried to fool me like that once Vince.
<Scarecrow> But I learnt how not to fail
<Scarecrow> >:)
* Scarecrow has quit IRC (Quit)
<Vincerific> LOL
#309372 (150/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reason
#309122 (57/75) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Erik> oh yeah, isp seems to be having routing problems recently as they're adding peers
<+Cronus> peer pressure
#309840 (38/68) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long
<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line
#306805 (31/81) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<DigDug> your mom
<Rjx> she's asleep I think
<Rjx> you're wasting your time
<DigDug> oh damn
<DigDug> tell her i said hello
<DigDug> i had a really good time last night
<DigDug> and i'm really sorry about that thing with the flowers
<DigDug> i hope we can hang out again soon sometime
<DigDug> i promise i'm usually not that on edge, i was just really nervous about seeing her
<Rjx> she says she loves you, but she's not in love with you
#296074 (53/85) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+MurderMachine> Are the ghosts of black people white? Don't interpret that as racist, I've just never seen a black ghost in a movie or anything.
#306654 (35/83) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken
<myself> Cheerios for breakfast, chicken rings and a bagel for lunch
<myself> pineapple and calamari for dinner, donut for dessert
<myself> a well-rounded diet
sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
#310406 (268/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.
#310136 (73/155) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<whelp> mom called me and said her series got deleted from torrents and asked me to fix it. i said dont vote putin next timeComment: whelp is russian
#310161 (34/92) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal???
#309980 (19/107) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SickInterpol> you couldn't be farther from the truth. I put 16GB in a quad core machine and that shit ran fly, dog.
<AaronBallman> SickInterpol: I am not a canine, and I am sorry that you had flies running on your feces.
#304384 (106/160) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lungfish> nothing worse than a 30 year old who thinks hes really smart yet has accomplished absolutely nothing
<JDigital> lungfish: I thought you were 28
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#301866 (172/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<indigo> 6750[~9iurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (continued for several lines)
<rogueclown> ???
<@packrat> theres a cat on indigo's keyboard
<Sneakyness> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@packrat> thats my guess
<rogueclown> meow.
<Sneakyness> :3
<indigo> =~s--------------------------------------------------------- (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> rawr
<indigo> =sss[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> shoo cat
-!- indigo was kicked from #i3detroit by packrat [indigo]
(twenty minutes later)
-!- indigo [~indigo@theross.com] has joined #i3detroit
<indigo> well, sorry about that
<Stormgren> cat?
<indigo> i don't know
<indigo> i think i've been sitting here all that time
(two hours later)
<indigo> so, i've discovered the cause of my earlier flood
<indigo> i've been informed there *was* a cat on my keyboard
<indigo> it was another keyboard with a screen session 20 miles away
#310139 (76/98) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mroman> how do i rotate the cube?
<boily> you click in the emptiness and drag.
<quintopia> boily: this sounds like a philosophy of life
#309494 (96/116) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DeadStar> I have a general question that will sound kinda odd
<DeadStar> how do power buttons work on computers
...
[snip]
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<DeadStar> Im looking in to having a rasbery pi host a web page that will turn on my big power hungry server
<SirWolfgang> it doesnt hold state, it sends a toggle signle on press
<SirWolfgang> which goes to the powersupple, normally brown wire on motherboard
<DeadStar> you think i coud just use a relay across the 2 pins of the power button
<myself> did you check the BIOS for Wake-On-LAN capability first?
<DeadStar> thats a good point
<myself> I mean, not to stop the wheel-reinvention party that surrounds any raspi project...
<DeadStar> didnt think of that
#303390 (58/90) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics into an altoids tin, instead of the other way aroundComment: #nesdev
#310122 (74/94) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Aragan> ... okay, I have determined that is not lightning.
<Aragan> That is artillery.
<Theogrin> Sturm und drang?  What're ya playing, Aragan?
<Aragan> Call of Duty: College Life Near an Army Base.
Comment: From #ragnarokwisdom, irc.esper.net
The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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