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#299404 (390/520) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RadRac> what is wrong with my life!
<RadRac> My boyfriend found my bra in the bag he brought to football practice
<RadRac> and the coach of the varsity is now wearing it as a hat
#142747 (179/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Matt: On Valentine's Day, this guy got a "condom flower." It's exactly what it sounds. A condom stapled to the petals.
Matt: I told him not to use that condom.
Matt: He asked why.
Cainen: ...
#118453 (146/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Timboss> ur a ray of sunshine on an otherwise midly overcast day with medium risk of percipitation and low UV and pollen count indexes
#120253 (170/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sloth> i had to wear a USB cable for a belt today because my last pair of shorts brokeComment: #**** efnet
#296125 (138/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-!- soj|atchurch is now known as sickofjesus

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