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#297725 (1247/1395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CShadowRun> windows keeps telling me i might be a victim of software counterfeiting :(
<CShadowRun> i don't think of myself as a victim, more of a benificiary
#115706 (253/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* scalpod shakes his head in cornfusion
<Phinny> cornfusion? Is that like being caught in a maize?
<Asquire> corn fusion?  is that like ethanol?
#117874 (206/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<plasticmillion> so this is totally stupid but does anyone know the keyboard shortcut to jump to the next compilation error in VS.NET
<plasticmillion> for the life of me I can't seem to find it
* plasticmillion bets that if he asked how to invert a multidimensional matrix in the current Emacs buffer someone here would know *that*
<db48x> well
<db48x> if you're in calc mode it's &
<db48x> I'm not aware of any other modes that let you do matrix math
<plasticmillion> I rest my caseComment: irc.mozilla.org #developers
#117599 (176/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celox> I'd be terrible with kids, specifically bedtime stories, I can't lie to kids
<Celox> they'd ask me if that really happened and I'd just say no, citing all the historical and scientific inaccuracies
<Celox> then I'd explain human psychology as best we understand it as a means of further proving that would never happen because people don't really act like that
<Celox> but then I'd reassure them that due to quantum physics in an alternate dimension far away from here it is entirely possible that something did happen that was at least fairly similar to the story even though we have no worldly form of proving it within our collective lifetimes
<Celox> then I'd say goodnight
#117205 (129/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ghib[2d]> yeah, it's like when I tell my nephews and nieces what I do they all go ..coooool!!.. and I'm thinking if only you knew what that entailed you wouldn't be saying that
<ghib[2d]> masturbating pigs for a living isn't fun
<brome> What do you do ?
<brome> uh
<brome> wtf
#116343 (101/199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IdleFire> back later perhaps, playing aoe with the girlfriend
* Quits: IdleFire (IdleFire@idlefire.net) (Quit: IdleFire)
<MadManMarkAu> Wait, he has a girlfriend, and he prefers to play AoE?
<MasterCJ> thats nothing
<MasterCJ> once he was in bed with her
<MasterCJ> naked
<MasterCJ> and was on irc
<MasterCJ> and she was playing aoe
<MadManMarkAu> :s
#116163 (63/189) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sly> being a sex addict is a bad thing?
<hohum> only for ugly people
#117669 (51/189) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type
<+zmda> 100?
<+zmda> 200?
<+zmda> 300?
* hund sets mode: -v zmda
<@hund> 0 words per minute is my guesstimate.Comment: #c on efnet
#117159 (-3/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
popmania7: It would be like some movie thats like this situation.

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