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#295851 (322/456) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<glxblt> when my dad was a fire fighter they had this special technique for putting out fires called the "APP-technique"
<glxblt> Antaa Paskan Palaa. Roughly translated as "Let the piece of shit burn"
<glxblt> it was easier to use the "APP" -term around the owners of the property when the fire was so bad that they didn't really try to put it out, just to contain it
<glxblt> if they'd openly talk about just letting it burn it sorta might've upset the owners :D
<glxblt> also known as "removing the burning material."
<glxblt> (by burning it)

#115962 (152/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP"
<%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment
<%Raven> I went against, which was wrong
<%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP"
<%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT
<%Raven> he might just give points for originalityComment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com

#220556 (97/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superlanb0y> to everyone : i bought awesome transformer today
<veganonymous> I bet you went into the store and was like "oh no this is for my kid"
<veganonymous> and they looked at your transformer shirt and were like
<veganonymous> "yeah sure dude sure"
<EHG> that's what I say when I go buy girls panties

#295823 (4/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jenny^> hi
<jenny^> can i ask?
<BlueDoll> about?
<jenny^> r u open minded?
<BlueDoll> yeah
<BlueDoll> why?
<BlueDoll> what is it?
<jenny^> do u know how to make a married woman hot?
<BlueDoll> just try to shape up work out, eat a low carb diet.. dress up nicely
<jenny^> u get me wrong
<BlueDoll> uh oh..

#129759 (-4/186) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pthree> oh god, ern was watching some horrible fat person challenge show last night
<Austin> Are you fatter than a fifth grader?
<pthree> it was all i could do to make relatively few sound effects
<pthree> but it was a lot of "NOM NOM NOM" and mouth breathing.

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