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<Cynake> French is a useless language for being angry.
<Cynake> No matter how angry you are, and how hateful the words you say, it still sounds like you're looking at yourself in the mirror and admiring your dress and makeup.
<Cynake> Russian is a great language to swear in if you're understood.
<Cynake> Entry-level Russian swearing starts off with phrases like "Oh rotting whore on my dick"
<Cynake> Instead of "Oh crap"
<lorraine> So romantic.
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#trl
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(@Zigkirby) I mean, could you explain it to me?
(@Polly) I could but I feel I'd be wasting valuable typing energy. I can only type so many characters per day and when I start getting close to the limit i hv to strt lving out lttrs so i dn rn out
(@Jaq) You're having irregular vowel movements
(@Jaq) Perhaps you've caught what I have
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<@vap0r> a friend of mine got out of jail after being in for 10 years or os
<@vap0r> so
<@vap0r> a young guy
<@vap0r> he had no idea abou tthe internet at all really
<@vap0r> this was years ago
<@iNToIT> and now he wants to have sex with you?
<@vap0r> nah hes still straight
<@iNToIT> lies
<@vap0r> but it was just weird
<@vap0r> he ended up getting on the internet
<@vap0r> and the first thing he searched for was latino girls
<@vap0r> and it blew his mind
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<Annie> Vagina ^_^
*Annie (~Annie@Annie.Annie) has left #plott
<Golvmopp> o.o
<Golvmopp> A GIRL WAS HERE
<Golvmopp> A GIRL WAS HERE
<Some> What is a girl? :o
<Golvmopp> I read about them in a magazine
<Golvmopp> They are like us, but they like horses.
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#plott on Rizon
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<Sartak> when we win the first nobel for computing you're totally not invited to stockholm
<arcanehl> that's okay
<arcanehl> I have an outstanding warrant anyway
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<w0rm> i actually found this chat becuase CNN advertised it
<Magami_Yuuji> CNN advertised a IRC channel?
<w0rm> yes the were showing some twitter messages earlier and i saw this chan
<werdnativ> worm, I think CNN were referring to the twitter hashtag, not irc channel...
<w0rm> probably but this is how i found this chan
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<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3
<Cerbis_Latran> yay
<Jenny> it's like Blizz are saying "happy birthday Jenny"
<Jenny> "have a piece of crap that crashes every ten minutes until it gets patched in three months"
<Jenny> "that'll be 30 euro"
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