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#299795 (2005/2275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<popemichael> I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman in front of me was having something delivered.
<popemichael> The clerk asked for her 'street name' she replied "I don't have one I go by Shanice."

#261519 (575/679) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today.
<greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off.

#299781 (402/560) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Hobbesy: Ghost, this is an intervention
Hobbesy: You're obviously a raging alchoholic
Ghostrider: No I'm fine
Ghostrider: why?
Hobbesy: No Ghost
Hobbesy: It has to stop
Ghostrider: *sigh*
Ghostrider: where did I post?

#299780 (398/576) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fawkesmulder> the only thing impenetrable to hackers are vaginas

#299802 (156/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nikki93> I guess I'll make a video of some GraLL 2 level editing. First I need to get this Linux screen recording thing to work with OpenGL apps.
<nikki93> Ok, so turrets it is.
<nikki93> Now lets think about the turret's design.
<nikki93> I'm thinking it'll be like a 'pole'. Out of the top of the pole, 'laser' shots come out and toward you.
<nikki93> The 'pole' periodically goes into the 'base' and then comes back 'out'.
<nikki93> When it's out, it's shooting time. When it's in, it's taking... 'rest'. The 'rest' period is when you have to run.
<metabol> It's ok to say penis if you mean penis.
<nikki93> -_-

#299771 (47/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Libster> whoa the sex pistols are still active?
< CESSMASTER> yes, they like to stay active
< CESSMASTER> jazzercise
< CESSMASTER> and bingo

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