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#299616 (348/480) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xplicitbruno: can someone tell me whats wrong with this : $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"
Mango: Missing semicolon.
xplicitbruno: Mango can u tell me where exactly or just correct the line i typed above ( i am new at this so dont know much yet )
Mango: At the end of the line.
xplicitbruno: like this
xplicitbruno: $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"]
Mango: Oh, wow.  I don't know what to say to that one
Mango: I was going to give you the link to a page of PHP tips for newbies but I think you may need more help than I can offer.
#298126 (245/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@John> I hear that it's really helpful for your speech and pronunciation to take your top off on webcam....something to do with the shirt constricting your voicebox and the extra internet traffic ensuring good ping
#299613 (258/480) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car
#299587 (214/430) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mama: hi this is dad on the computer
Joe: hi
Mama: how r u
Joe: good good
Mama: ilove u and miss u
Joe: moving out tomorrow
Mama: moving to new dorm?
Joe: yes
Mama: do u need money or anything, this is mom telling me to say
Joe: no no i dont think so
Mama: thank u very much now i love u more
#190588 (152/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Sweet^Angel) hi
(Sweet^Angel) im banned
(Sweet^Angel) from some channel
(Sweet^Angel) by ip
(Sweet^Angel) what  to do to come back?
(Sweet^Angel) ???????????????????????????
(Sweet^Angel) ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????
(phlux) do you remember the nickname of the person that banned you?
(Sweet^Angel) never
(phlux) type /quit theirnick to make them quit IRC. Then you will be let back in.
(Sweet^Angel) #Dubai unable to join channel (address is banned)
<-- Sweet^Angel has quit (Quit: theirnick to make them quit IRC. Then you will be let back in)
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#169868 (110/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Tim__> `hey al, tell me all about your day` > /dev/null
#299609 (4/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wombat1000> if i'm ever pitching a show to a network i'm going to call it Previously on...
<Wombat1000> that way, i don't have to write any plot, i'll just recap what's already happened
<Wombat1000> and my sitcom is going to be called A very special episode of..., so i don't actually have to write anything funny for it

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