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#137652 (1343/1483) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> Foster brought a client down to the basement today
<Trinexx> I was wearing that fucking hat they decided to make me wear
<Trinexx> my hair in a ponytail
<Trinexx> this shiteating client sees me, thinks I'm a chick
<Trinexx> says "hey baby, are you having fun?"
<Trinexx> I ignore the asswad
<Trinexx> he walks up behind me, puts his hand on my shoulder, and repeats the question
<Trinexx> I turn around, look him dead in the eye, and say in my deepest voice possible "Yeah honey, now that you're here"
<Trinexx> guy nearly jumped out of his skin |
#114060 (611/759) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<garsu19x3> hy
<Spitfire3292> Hi. How may I help you?
<garsu19x3> i dn undrstnd u
<Spitfire3292> o sry. wtfs ^#?@! u ned hlp |
#299352 (385/521) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Psi: and when we went down to the place where they serve food, i noticed 1 guy who i am willing to call a friend standing in the corner, as if he was hiding, when i was getting some coke from a table near wherehe was, i asked him what was up, he told me 'trust me, youd wanna stand here too, oh and dont eat any of the food' then he asked me if i wanted a shot of bourbon in my coke, so i just assumed he was drunk at the moment, and went and sat down near my dad. then this old dude sits down beside me, i look at him and he just very creepily smiled back, so i went and stood by my friend. that was when i noticed you could see into the kitchen from where he was standing. and THAT was when i noticed they were not only reusing disposable plates and food people didnt eat. the kitchen staff was going as far as to pick the shit out of a garbage bin to re use it.
Psi: i decided to take that shot of bourbon he offered. |
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<cxreg> i'm going to go in to work tomorrow, and tell them that i'm going to fix bugs homeopathically
<cxreg> by inserting a syntax error once every 700 billion lines of code |
#135901 (228/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vegetto_> realmedia sucks I admit, but it looks JUST fine
<burpingca1> the program takes your ram and breaks it over its knee
<burpingca1> and then it poops in your bathwater
<burpingca1> and doesn't close the bread bag after taking bread from it |
#299591 (209/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Reznor> I feel like a tool because I just ironed my shoelaces. |
#210938 (262/424) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ddubb> if there is no local area ID found, drop the load data.
<ddubb> or, in code form:
<ddubb> if (!getLAid()) dropLoad();
<ddubb> line 525 of software that ships tomorrow.
<ddubb> my work here is done. |
#296841 (192/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
MrCynical: I realized my life is truly pathetic
Josh: ?
MrCynical: I just stumbled a pic where its Geordi and Data in a shuttlecraft and Data is saying "I'm not accusing you. All I'm saying is that I can't fart" My first thought is, Data cannot use conjunctions... |
#262544 (154/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dux0r> man
<Dux0r> SVN has done something
<Dux0r> to my brain
<gailo> revert back to an old version then |
#160946 (164/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Blode> do you like the sonnets?
<Shakespears_sisters> whats that lol |
#297420 (110/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meph> gf just said "well im sooorrry i cant solve a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds"
<meph> then dumped me |
#107199 (86/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mc44> dd, a dump, a data dump / read a line from standard in / $USER, the name I call my self / make - a long long time to run / .so a library that is shared / .ko it's not the same as .so / tee, a redirect with in and out / and brings us back to dd d d dComment: freenode: #ubuntu-offtopic
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#106178 (38/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
fluffyjim: an plus at da end of the show dey all start rollin round on da fall avin a seizer with tubby custard spuwin outta der mouth
sheady: english, type in english, netspeak is not tolerated here.
fluffyjim: floor* |
#299002 (3/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community
Riomerc: And anything with the words "Ecological", "Green" or "Environmentalist" and any combination and permutation therein, plus the word "Smart" "Intelligent" or "Friendly" and any comination or permutation therein makes me want to extract my eyes from their orbits with a rusted spork, rape them, and then stick my dick in an oven and slam the door on it until it either burns to a crisp, gets so much damage that it falls off or I black out from pain.
PaperStrike: D:
Riomerc: And, of course, it would be a low-star-rated oven, so I could put a dent in their bullshit whilst I'm mutiliating myself. |
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