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<@toastydea> dear lord, i have to have "the talk" with my mom
<@toastydea> about why we can't be friends on facebook |
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<&qqhax> guys guys
<&qqhax> this is fucking epic right now
<&qqhax> so, my comcast cable box wasn't working
<&qqhax> so i went into the diagnostic menu to play with the frequencies
<&qqhax> and found the menu that lets you enable the dvr even thought i'm not paying for it
<&qqhax> so anyway
<&qqhax> i enable the dvr and reboot the box
<&qqhax> then go to the dvr menu
<&qqhax> comcast gave me a used box
<&qqhax> that has 120gb
<&qqhax> 64% of it is ppv porn. |
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<urbex> neat....Niagara Falls is ~12,000 years old
<dopey> what was there 12,001 years ago?
<Bunsen> The interesting thing about Niagara Falls is the way it's been eating its way up the river over those tens of thousands of years.
<Bunsen> When it gets back to Lake Erie, it'll pretty much drain the lake and reduce it to the Erie River.
<niteshad> Bunsen: that'll suck for all those ports along Lake Erie, like Cleveland.
<dopey> niteshad: Not at all. It just means that cleveland can expand north like it has longed to do for ~12,000 years.
<Bunsen> niteshad: If we're not shipping goods in fusion-powered spacecraft by the time it happens, then we suck as a species and deserve the fate of having to build more Cleveland. |
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<Erik> First catch from a dating site stopped replying because I was being "too intellectual".
<Erik> Second one thought I was "too good for her".
<Erik> Third one rejected me because I mentioned I enjoyed Dragonlance novels.
<Erik> Oh well, can't stop now.
<dd7> erik's finally coming out of the basement |
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<Indogutsu> People need to stop using the term "anti-Semitic" already. Not all Semitics are Jews, and not all Jews are Semitics. The word "Semitic" means anyone from the Arabian peninsula (Turkish, Syrians, Israelis, Palestinians, Saudis, Iraqis, Yemenis, etc.) Whereas the European Jews (Ashkenazim and Sephardim) aren't Semitic at all. So a better word for "anti-Jewish" would be "Judophobic."
<Yuri> Fear of Judo!
<Indogutsu> It comes from "Judea," the biblical name for modern-day Israel.
<BurnGriffith> Enough of your semantics, semite. :p |
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<pheand_> talking to my mother is like getting a back rub from Edward Scissorhands |
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<ellington8> whats a 999 error?
<blynzoo> A german argument. |
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<nuclearrabbit> So I was talking to SPC Guyette and he was tellin his lulz from Iraq stories
<nuclearrabbit> Like when the gunner in their hummer threw all the shit from his MRE he didn't want to eat to some kids on the side of the road
<nuclearrabbit> and yelled
<nuclearrabbit> "It's an IED of flavor!"
<nuclearrabbit> But the driver only heard "it's an IED" and swerved off the road |
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<SilverDrake> I don't fall in love with actors all that much
<SilverDrake> mostly 'cuz it breaks my heart when they go and become Scientologists |
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<tyranny12> and i quote the television: 'Foster's. Get some Australian in you. <pause, woman's voice comes on> Am I pregnant?' |
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<@`Ace> grrrr, flippin linux aint suposed to crash :(
<@LexMortis> Myth.... BUSTED! |
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<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant
<OOPz> does nobody proof read any more?
<wiseman303> no
<wiseman303> they have spell cheque! |
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<TakeV> I don't know! Who ever heard of mixing SATA and IDE!?
<TakeV> The good thing is that trial and error can't really hurt you with IDE. :P
<Monk-e> are you crazy?
<TakeV> I'm told by some...
<Monk-e> IDE adjusts to the lowest speed in 1 cable. you just dont combine a HD and a CD drive. thats madness
<TakeV> Madness?
<TakeV> This. Is. SAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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(@irix) I have a tenetative job interview scheduled for early next week at comcast
(@irix) this week?
(@irix) this tuesday/wednesday
(@kcid) you'll be there sometime between 8 and noon? |
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<ilanbg> so for the comparative politics test tomorrow
<ilanbg> I have to remember to talk about China, Russia, Japan, Brazil, U.K., and U.S.
<celeste> uh huh...
<ilanbg> so I have created a mnemonic
<ilanbg> "Check U-rself Before j00 reck U-rself" |
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