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#105688 (566/708) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<QBeep> Reminds me of one of my fevorite moments...
<QBeep> I've just finished changing a tire that went flat on the way to delivering a pizza. I'm covered in mud, grease, and black tire grime.
<QBeep> My right hand is bleeding, my face is smudged.
<chillin_work> attractive
<QBeep> I'm standing on this customer's porch, with a pizza that was ordered from the Pizza Hut web site. The customer opens the door, and what falls out of my mouth is,
<QBeep> "Hi, ma'am, I'm from the Internet"... |
#295930 (216/340) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kaichu1> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kaichu1> OH MY GOD
<Kaichu1> I just realized something
<Kaichu1> I e-mailed one of my teachers about missing a class last week and how to make up the test
<Kaichu1> He sent back a message of what to do
<Kaichu1> And then ended with kind of a harsh warning about my grades and how it would affect me passing the course
<Kaichu1> He ended the message with jk
<Kaichu1> I just realized that JK are his initials
<Kaichu1> GODDAMMIT
<Kaichu1> I'm so screwed
<Kaichu1> brb, speeding over to the school |
#137186 (132/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< stiv2k> so, i have to write a term paper on a 'controversial text'... any ideas? just spit them out
<JimmyDee_> satanic verses
< stiv2k> ahah
< spb> the holy bible
< stiv2k> that would be surely interesting
< fred> Novell's agreement with microsoft ¬_¬Comment: #defocus on freenode
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#185231 (165/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> Hey, guess what. I just pirated an mp3 of "Finish What Ya Started"
<Valtieri> The last 30 seconds are cut off |
#299433 (123/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* mib_a1mlh (43a93d21@widget.mibbit.com) has joined #buddhism
<mib_a1mlh> im a new buhdist and was wondering what should i focus on
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<@urgen> focus on staying longer...
<@urgen> either that or spellingComment: efnet
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#138939 (99/193) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zaphod> All games are crap with a gamepad.
<Zaphod> I'd like to have a go on a steering wheel setup, just once.
<PetrDoubt> Get one!
<Nugget> it makes a world of difference
<PetrDoubt> It's really, really nice.
<Zaphod> nah, not worth buying one.
<Zaphod> But when they start making real cars with cursor keys instead of steering wheels, I'll be ready! |
#298199 (95/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@swight> cottage cheese is basically curds and whey isn't it?
<@Rjx> I think it's just the curds part
< dunn> i dont eat anything that rhymes with turd
<@Rjx> pretty sure you've eaten a bird |
#298387 (89/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Venkman> anyone here got experience of an intel atom CPU under general usage conditions?
<efum> you are in luck sir
<@Venkman> what's normal Windows usage like compared to a Core 2?
<efum> i merely meant sir that you are currently in #advice, the most powerful advisory medium on the internet
<@Venkman> you suck
<efum> i know |
#185341 (80/204) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@utonium> * QUESTION * SECRET of 793722, worth 100 points: acronym soup: dap?
<+PaulATL> d
<+trueeevil> no d?
<+trueeevil> lol?
<+SuzyCat> wha?
<+Zyloch> lol
<the_bandi> parents against dyslexia
<@utonium> Yes! the_bandi! got the answer QUESTION(240576) -> parents against dyslexia <- in 34 seconds and recieves --> 70 <-- points!Comment: #trivia on EFNet
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#299450 (47/153) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Travis> dang IRC is still laggin like a *****
<FoH> and stars are mighty lagged, being light years away |
#299441 (-1/201) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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#299486 (-2/162) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Augustine> Did the day sneak up on you? :o
<Samael> always does
<Samael> most of the time i kick it's ass
<Samael> which is where night comes fromComment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
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