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#299049 (237/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
#298198 (138/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+pichu> 0C = freezing, 100C = boiling
<Hideki-kun> kelvin = C + 273.15
<%^> 0 degrees Celsius = 32 degrees Fahrenheit
<div> i look at all the ppl talking about temperature
<div> and all i see is K F C
<div> <_<
<div> and then i got hungry
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<Pen> bool b;
<Pen> [...]
<Pen> if (b.ToString().length < 5) {...}
<Amanda> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha
<Amanda> Who wrote that?
<Pen> indians
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< Lapkawitz> and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them
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<pgp> i had an out-of-your-mom's body experience, followed by an in-your-mom's body experience, and then repeated those things in a rapid cycle
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< ChOwToo> elle, did you really understand the augmented Turing machine argument the other day in that other channel? Or were you just pretending?
<@elle> what?
* ChOwToo feels relieved
Comment: #VerbalAbuse @ Undernet
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<Shamyl> just re-installed windows
<Shamyl> its like getting out of prison
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<farts> fuck what rednecks think
<farts> they're drones
<farts> mulch them
<farts> and use their bones for ivory dildos for the non-ugle

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