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CoJaBo> Tho technicly, if its combusting at a subsonic rate, its called defloration..
RADiX> Thanks, Ill fix it on the way to class :)
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CoJaBo> *Deflagration, lol that would have been bad o_O
CoJaBo> uh-oh... |
#299054 (1681/1861) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aforwolf> ANNA
<Aforwolf> ANNA
<Aforwolf> COME HERE
<Aforwolf> I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING FANTASTIC
<kinganna> ?
<Aforwolf> if we speak in a code
<Aforwolf> where we change every letter to the next letter of the alphabet
<Aforwolf> anna becomes
<Aforwolf> boob
<kinganna> I think we should stop being friends. |
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<Laxos> I used to work in a musical instrument chain store.
<Laxos> (We specialised in guitars and basses)
<Laxos> There was a guy who worked with me, kinda a geek like me.
<Laxos> After a few months of low sales the business failed.
<Laxos> Half the stores were bought by one firm, and half by another.
<Laxos> Both of them offered to take on all the existing staff, if we wanted it.
<Laxos> I ended up going to one firm, and this other guy went to another.
<Laxos> Somehow, we ended up getting rights to nearly all the existing stock.
<Laxos> Bit of a 'fuck you' to the other firm, really.
<Laxos> When we were putting these basses in the van, I go over to the guy and I'm like 'hey, all your bass are belo--'
<Laxos> I stopped because the guy shot me a look that could have killed a small animal. |
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<keiretsu> today at uni the lecturer was trying to open up his powerpoint presentation
<keiretsu> he opens Powerpoint from the start menu and clicks the Save button at the top (with a blank document currently open)
<keiretsu> while he's navigating around someone tells him that he clicked the save button and he responds "yes, that's to save a file"
<keiretsu> and he navigates to his lecture presentation thingy and double clicks it and it prompts him wiht the "do you wish to overwrite" dialog and he clicks Yes
<keiretsu> and the whole lecture theatre started laughing out loud at him and some guy was shouting "GG"
<surfichris> lol
<keiretsu> he closes powerpoint and navigates to it in windows explorer and double clicks it and it's now a blank document :p |
#243532 (411/537) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
stephen: i win bitch
reese: i was lagging
stephen: wtf
reese: yeah dude total lag
stephen: we were playing chess... |
#144222 (307/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tarepanda> My parents lived in a village called Scotland.
<tarepanda> So they named me... Scott.
<tarepanda> I endured so much teasing for so many years.
<tarepanda> Scott from Scotland went to Scotland Elementary... and our mascot was the Scotland Scottie.
<LightFang> did you let them get off...scot-free? |
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<Rogueboy|Work> what if I were to speak with intelligence?
<Raziel> it would look down on you |
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< toi> I could be trying harder
< toi> should probably update my resume, too
< toi> if anyone calls, I painted a fence for you in '03 |
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His Madjesty: So the water cooler at work is broken. It still works, but it leaks.
Ideasman: that's not good...
His Madjesty: We tried to get someone in to fix it or replace it, but they just said to take the water bottle out when we're not using it.
Ideasman: WTF? where are you working?
His Madjesty: Microsoft. |
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CRKD_rat: every time i hear the word joygasm, i think of a man cumming a rainbow. |
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<RBOMB> OFF TO BED
<RBOMB> BAI
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) Quit (Quit: testical)
...10 minutes later...
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) has joined #fudgeh
<RBOMB> massive fail
<RBOMB> bed sheets in washing machine
<RBOMB> failed to make it to dryer |
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<celeste> i have this part of my hormonal cycle where i just can not stop eating. like no matter how much i eat i'm hungry again within the hour
<ilanbg> that's cute
<ilanbg> and by that I mean, please do not tell me about your hormonal cycle |
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< SgtSauce> How come it's so quiet?
< SgtSauce> There's like million peoples on
<@|silicon> you'd be surprised how much duct tape $50 will buyComment: #geekissues
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<bigman> dude, i just drew a bunch of cocks all over my textbook
<bigman> like whenever someone is standing, there would be a penis there in front of their face
<razor> isn't that kinda gay...
<bigman> only if they're male
<razor> no, i mean the fact that you enjoy drawing penises
<razor> you're like the guy from superbad who couldn't stop drawing dicks
<razor> and you think you're the next best thing because you're drawing them in peoples' faces?
<bigman> dude, that's low
<bigman> i'm gonna take our old yearbook and draw a big schlong where your mouth is
<razor> ... |
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<@jpn> "Most UK radio stations are now having to censor the word 'sex' in the line 'birthday sex' replacing 'sex' with the word 'ssh' making it say 'birthday ssh'. This change has occured quite recently as orignally radio stations were free to play the uncensored version."
<@WorstQEvr> do you get birthday ssh when you turn port 22 |
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<Lucy__> fuck irc.
<Lucy__> i'm uninstalling this bullshit lonely unattractive elitist middle-aged assholes program |
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<Guess_Who> Back in my day speaking Spanish was liable to get you a 12-gauge blast to the face and your stinking carcass thrown in the Rio Grande |
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