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#298261 (535/647) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fetsuto> before there was private browsing, i used to use internet explorer for porn so i wouldn't clutter up firefox's history
<fetsuto> now i get horny every time i open ie
#298897 (99/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~firez> nothing beat irc in bed tho
<~firez> or the instant moment you wake up
<&Adorable> Laptop > DS
<~firez> i dont have a laptop
<&Adorable> I do
<&Adorable> What I don't have; however, is my mother telling me to get off the computer because 11PM is past my bedtime :D
<~firez> lol
<~firez> i do
<&Adorable> I know :/
#298536 (130/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stumpie> how do I make firefox so my fat wife cannot delete my porn bookmarks while I am at work?Comment: #ubuntu@irc.freenode.net

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