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#249451 (1181/1307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Tim333: You sound like a real winner
rockstar111: is that a good thing
Tim333: Have you ever heard of "sarcasm" or "irony", rockstar?
rockstar111: what
Tim333: Wow. It must be nice to be invulnerable to insult by means of incomprehension.
rockstar111: what the hell r u talking about

#140216 (1443/1615) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pit> I take off your shirt
<Pit> undressing you slowly
<Pit> you're a girl, right?
<dest> no :|
<Pit> I put on your shirt
<Pit> quickly
<Pit> and leave

#183939 (825/969) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<&ScaryLptp> on my blackberry I have a turret voice from Portal that says "preparing to dispense product" when I get email for one account. I just stepped up to a urinal beside 2 people and had it go off and I couldn't stop laughing. surprised I didn't piss all over myself.
<&ScaryLptp> unzip, "preparing to dispense product"Comment: #shsc

#298889 (198/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk

#299090 (253/413) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kyle_> If I showed this technology to people 10 years ago they would think I was from the future.

#297328 (130/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Zous: so the other day on my way to work, I walked by a couple people who were taking a smoke break outside of the building
Zous: as I was walking by I heard one say "You know, I hear Splenda's supposed to be really bad for you"

#295281 (85/205) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blueshirt> damn it
<Blueshirt> sailor moon will have to wait
<Blueshirt> parents downstairs

#298993 (13/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back

#104939 (-1/163) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<smyl> i told the new guy to login to every machine and get the ip addresses, and he asked if we need the ip address on the lo interface

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