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#296831 (1366/1522) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Paradox> apparently some douchebag went to harrass the gay club on campus
<Paradox> and mooned them. I don't think that guy thought things through. |
#197259 (2217/2471) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
datagram: Hey
janelle: im janelles sister, im 16
janelle: she's away
datagram: Well hello there
datagram: Are you young and impressionable?
janelle: she warned me about you already |
#159419 (925/1053) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE |
#115600 (517/633) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D-side> tbo: yeah, something like 20% of students who responded to the survey said they would give up the right to vote permenantly if they were given an ipod touch.
<D-side> know what i say to that?
<D-side> BUY THEM IPODS |
#296857 (500/620) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Pandy strokes Toolmaker
<Pandy> oh god
<Pandy> i have a story
<Pandy> a rl story
<Pandy> a friend of mine got robbed in january, he came home to find this scummy dundee junkie taking his xbox and some other stuff from his flat
<Pandy> so naturally he tried to block the door so the guy couldn't leave
<Pandy> the guy then ran into his kitchen and got a knife and waved it around
<Pandy> so he just let the guy go and then called the cops and they came over and found the guy waiting for a bus round the corner with all his stuff
<Pandy> so anyway
<Pandy> turns out this guy pleaded not guilty
<Pandy> so it went to court
<Pandy> last week
<Pandy> my friend didn't really get why
<Pandy> but
<Pandy> the story that the robber came up with
<Pandy> was that my friend met him at a bus stop and asked him to come back to his flat and he would pay him 40 quid to wank him off
<Evil STEVE> loooooooooooooool
<Pandy> and then apparently my friend forgot that he had no money
<Pandy> so he gave him some stuff from his flat
<Pandy> instead
<Pandy> including his xbox and a kitchen knife
<Pandy> and there was a jury and shit
<Pandy> and the guy got put away for 3 years
<Pandy> BUT
<dcower> rofl
<Pandy> it was a majority verdict
<Pandy> so at least one dundee juror thinks my friend pays scummy dundee neds for handjobs
<Pandy> he was like :(
Evil STEVE laughs out loud
<Pandy> and even worse this class of students were in the court on day one
<Pandy> when the robber was being cross examined
<Pandy> so they heard all of his hilarious handjob story
Toolmaker si roolign on teh florr laugihrng @ Pandy to hard t0 stpo!111!!111
<Pandy> then never came back the next day to hear the verdict |
#246896 (287/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ben> i've annoyed finance by putting 'sysadmin food' instead of 'Domino's Pizza' on my expenses form |
#190078 (392/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calgary> !calc 42/12
-Vectra[22]- ** (CALC): 42/12 = 3.5
<Calgary> !calc 53/3
-Vectra[22]- ** (CALC): 53/3 = 17.666667
<StFu145> !calc 23/0
*** -Vectra[22]- has left #CalculatorBot (connection timed out)
<StFu145> oops |
#107683 (392/508) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zyrjello> E-mail from my comp sci professor:
<Zyrjello> I want to be clear on this point, because several
<Zyrjello> people have asked me.
<Zyrjello> The release of HALO3, tonight, does NOT qualify
<Zyrjello> as a religious holiday. |
#220552 (336/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
redux: oh god, this bug bite is killing me
redux: i am not enjoying my hot chocolate lol
Queue: try pouring it over the bite, Hot Chocolate has a natural compound that extracts the poisons
redux: really? thanks
redux: OH FUCKING GOD THAT BURNS
redux: you fucking bitch, my skin is all red now
***redux is now offline |
#296104 (377/507) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Forggy: my kitten is almost cat sized now
CorbinFox: uh oh, better put it in the freezer then. the cold makes things contract
CorbinFox: that way you can keep it as a kitten forever!
Forggy: you can't play with my kitten anymore ok?
CorbinFox aw :( |
#180107 (182/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@manda> Foxhill has a one track mind
<Foxhill> manda it is not one track!
<Foxhill> it's multi-track
<Foxhill> sure they all go to the same destination
<Foxhill> but some routes are prettier
<Foxhill> others are more direct
<Foxhill> so show us yer tits |
#250200 (201/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SirPNut> look, given the choice between turning off the internet router, and turning off the life support machine for a loved one.. who here wouldn't choose to leave the router plugged in ?
<+Marticus> SirPNut: you just said the same thing twice, i dont understandComment: #peeringsa
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#296678 (151/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZeroButte> man, its hard to read trainspotting
<gord-sofa> i dont need to read trainspotting, i saw the movie and grew up in the north of england ;)
<Chickenhen> you mean you can't read the book, as you grew up in north of england, so you watched the movie? |
#148979 (170/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
nugol: my buddy left his CRT monitor on and had a background of 'evertime you mastrubate god kills a kitten' and now 'masturbate' is burnt into the screen |
#284629 (135/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Alex: I've ALMOST got an IRC network working on my comptuer ^^
Alex: Computer*
Joe: almost?
Joe: ...
Joe: and i can almost fly.
Alex: Shut up. xD
Alex: I'm serious xD
Joe: me too
Joe: the only problem i have is falling
Alex: I can get it to the point, where if you can connect, it says there's a socket error xD
Joe: and i can get it to the point where, if you don't have ground close to you, you break your neck |
#297646 (91/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Leshok] "having sex is like making fractions, its improper when the larger ones on top"
[&quazy] but how else would they reach a whole |
#298435 (66/178) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<misterx> :\
<misterx> <little sister> do you do anything besides download star trek?
<misterx> wtf kinda image does she have of me |
#296762 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(&sith) she wasn't fat
(&sith) but she's not skinny either
(+pixelmixer) so she was fat?Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#145154 (-9/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Brunn> The drunk/pillhead/pothead fucktard that doesn't like my satanic/white power music because he's "christian" |
#229916 (-6/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fen_Star> billy, if you got ahold of my address would you come kill me?
<billy> why the fuck would I waste my time
<billy> don't flatter yourself
<Fen_Star> I see...Comment: GameSurge, #woot
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#282264 (-12/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jack> A little bit of Jessica on the floor,
<Jack> A little bit of Monica on the steps,
<Jack> Mumbai number FIVE! |
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