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#205138 (150/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ApollyonProject: I bought Commando today for five bucks.
ApollyonProject: Best use of five bucks ever?
ApollyonProject: Unquestionably.
Xmysterio187X: I bought three lines of coke for 5 bucks once.
Xmysterio187X: So it's debatable.
ApollyonProject: Did those lines give you as much enjoyment as being able to enjoy Commando any second of any day for the rest of your life would?
Xmysterio187X: ....
Xmysterio187X: Fuck.
Xmysterio187X: No...

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<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is.

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<Chaos> I'm filing a complaint against you on xbl
<Yukupo> ;___;?
<Chaos> for tampering
<Yukupo> with what?!
<Chaos> my heart!
* Yukupo walks away

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<toastido> SO... Dr. Phil says that there is a 'cheating' gene
<GaidinBDJ> toastido: Yea, it's called "Y"Comment: #fark

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<steuy> i'm looking for Hitchcock's movies
<alen> lol, it's Hancock, stupid

#152139 (-3/153) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride?

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